AS2Poem

//A Lifes Day//
//Days Essentials//
onClipEvent (load) {
var time:Number = 2400;
var foodIMFKINGHUNGRYoolean = true;
var gtgpeeoolean = false;
var sleepingoolean = true;
var athomeoolean = true;
var atschooloolean = false;
var histroyClassoolean = false;
var skippingoolean = false;
var atworkoolean = false;
var lazyoolean = false;
var emooolean = false;
var viewcount:Number = 0;
var moreviews:Number = 0;
var watchingpronoolean = false;
}
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
//TIME//
time++;
//Views plz!//
viewcount += moreviews;
if (moreviews == 0) {
moreviews = Math.floor(Math.random()  * 41);
moreviews = 0;
}
//Sleeping?//
if (sleeping) {
this.gotoAndStop("sleeping_gtfo");
}
if (!_sleeping) {
this.gotoAndStop("normal");
}
//What time is it? PEANU- Nvm//
if (time >= 101 && time <= 700) {
sleeping = true;
}
//Wake up?//
if (time >= 701 && gtgpee) {
sleeping = false;
}
//Breakfast or Sleep?//
if (!_sleeping && time >= 800) {
_root.gotoAndPlay("eating food");
}
if (sleeping && time >= 900 && athome) {
_root.gotoAndPlay("WTFBBQOHSHITIMLATEFORSCHOOL");
}
//Got to School ?//
if (_root.person, hitTest(_root.school) {
atschool = true;
}
//GAWD FKING HISTORY CLASS//
if (atschool && time == 1300) {
historyClass = true;
emo = true;
}
//If you're there... i pray for you//
if (historyClass) {
_root.gotoAndPlay("HISTORYCLASSFKYOUREDEAD");
sleeping = true;
}
//Done School?//
if (atschool && time == 1520) {
atschool = false;
emo = false;
}
//Skipping...?//
if (!_atschool && time >= 900 && time <= 1520) {
skipping = true;
emo = false;
} else {
skipping = false;
}
//Lazyness ftw?//
if (_root.person, hitTest(_root.arcade)) {
lazy = true;
}
//Got to work?//
if (time >= 1520 && !_lazy) {
atWork = true;
}
if (time <= 2000 && atwork) {
emo = true;
}
//Home for dinner//
if (time >= 2100 && athome) {
foodIMFKINGHUNGRY = true;
}
if (foodIMFKINGHUNGRY) {
emo = true;
}
//Relaxing ftw//
if (emo && athome && time == 2200) {
_root.gotoAndPlay("SURFTEHINTERWEBS");
}
//srsly//
if (viewcount >= 50) {
emo = false;
}
if (viewcount <= 49) {
emo = true;
}
//?????//
if (time >= 2400 && !_emo) {
sleeping = true;
}
if (time >= 2400 & emo) {
watchingpron = true;
}
//yea that's about it//
}
//Oh end//
onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
if (GODHATESYOU) {
apocalypse = true;
}
}
//yea//